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Dear Carlsberg,
I wasn't already one of yr best fan, I admit it. To be frank yr beer doesn't suit my taste.
Had I had any doubt or second thought about calling for a pint of one of yr products when going for a refreshment into a pub or bar, along my countless job travels around the world, your action against The Geek and his free software has wholly spoiled it.
From now onwards, I will make a point of discouraging any acquaintance I have and grow in the future (and be assured that number is in the tens of thousands: my job takes me all over the 6 continents (Antarctica is included) since 25 years, still going and makes me deal with large teams of people working in the shipbuilding field: all tough fellas enjoying a nice drink at the end of a tough working day, in Stavanger as well as in Genova, Palermo, Bremerhaven, Rostock, Turku, Mobile, San Francisco, Bahja Blanca, Santiago del Chile, Brisbane, Koje Island, Shangai, Hong Kong, etc. etc.: wherever there's a shipbuilding yard I have been and will be there again) to buy and/or use , and/or accept as offer any of your products. I will encourage to spread around the fact that You do not have even the basic mean to compute the costs/benefits math in yr commercial strategies, that you blindly stand against charitable initiatives and that all these are clear symptoms of greed and lack of care in your actions: your product therefore hides the serious risk to be no different.
I here state and declare to have no connection, interest, commercial business and or agreement whatsoever with The Geek (and the physical person hidden beyond that nickname) and that I can produce faithful and satisfactory proves of this latter part of my statement in any site at any time upon request. I do not even know what The Geek looks like.
Would you be willing to cite me, suit me and/or call me under trial, you'll be more than welcome, as I'll be happy to challenge you in any legal eligible place. Be advised that my youngest brother (whose name and full titles I will produce at your kind request) is the owning partner of one of the first Legal Associates firms in my hometown in Italy, specialized in civil causes, eager to take the matter down to litigation if that will be the case, which I sincerely hope it will since I'll be welcoming any action from your part that will provide the means that will allow my early retirement.
Yours Truly
PesceLesso
PS: you are not going to scare us (us is referred to me, my bro and those amongst the members of this community who won't be intimidated by your arrogance (and miscalculated image management) in the slightest.)
Are you really prepared to go all the way down to this...?
Naomi Klein - No Logo
what the hell are they teaching you nowadays in law and business school, Japanese ritual suicide by any chance?
Dear Carlsberg,
I wasn't already one of yr best fan, I admit it. To be frank yr beer doesn't suit my taste.
Had I had any doubt or second thought about calling for a pint of one of yr products when going for a refreshment into a pub or bar, along my countless job travels around the world, your action against The Geek and his free software has wholly spoiled it.
From now onwards, I will make a point of discouraging any acquaintance I have and grow in the future (and be assured that number is in the tens of thousands: my job takes me all over the 6 continents (Antarctica is included) since 25 years, still going and makes me deal with large teams of people working in the shipbuilding field: all tough fellas enjoying a nice drink at the end of a tough working day, in Stavanger as well as in Genova, Palermo, Bremerhaven, Rostock, Turku, Mobile, San Francisco, Bahja Blanca, Santiago del Chile, Brisbane, Koje Island, Shangai, Hong Kong, etc. etc.: wherever there's a shipbuilding yard I have been and will be there again) to buy and/or use , and/or accept as offer any of your products. I will encourage to spread around the fact that You do not have even the basic mean to compute the costs/benefits math in yr commercial strategies, that you blindly stand against charitable initiatives and that all these are clear symptoms of greed and lack of care in your actions: your product therefore hides the serious risk to be no different.
I here state and declare to have no connection, interest, commercial business and or agreement whatsoever with The Geek (and the physical person hidden beyond that nickname) and that I can produce faithful and satisfactory proves of this latter part of my statement in any site at any time upon request. I do not even know what The Geek looks like.
Would you be willing to cite me, suit me and/or call me under trial, you'll be more than welcome, as I'll be happy to challenge you in any legal eligible place. Be advised that my youngest brother (whose name and full titles I will produce at your kind request) is the owning partner of one of the first Legal Associates firms in my hometown in Italy, specialized in civil causes, eager to take the matter down to litigation if that will be the case, which I sincerely hope it will since I'll be welcoming any action from your part that will provide the means that will allow my early retirement.
Yours Truly
PesceLesso
PS: you are not going to scare us (us is referred to me, my bro and those amongst the members of this community who won't be intimidated by your arrogance (and miscalculated image management) in the slightest.)
Are you really prepared to go all the way down to this...?
Naomi Klein - No Logo
what the hell are they teaching you nowadays in law and business school, Japanese ritual suicide by any chance?
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