Joke of the day.

[Firkinelle]

Sigh…. I lost the pub quiz last night by 1 point.

The last question was, “Where do most women have curly hair?”

Apparently the correct answer is Africa…

[Crazeewon]

Do not press!!

http://www.85qm.de/up/BigRedButton.swf

[Firkinelle]

precious little girl walks into a petsmart shop and asks,
in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me,
mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"


As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit,
or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"


She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her
hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

[pelican]

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get tits too."

[Crazeewon]

Nice One Geek!

Suckered me good n proper.........but I won't be the only one

[jibiko]

count me in too !

[Firkinelle]

*During a visit to my doctor, I asked him,

"How do you determine whether
or not an older person should be put in
an old age home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub,
then we offer a teaspoon, a
teacup and a bucket to the person to empty
the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand,"
I said. "A normal person would use the bucket
because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull
the plug. Do you want a bed
near the window?" *

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[nosferatu]

I walked past a mental hospital today and I could hear all the patients shouting "13! 13! 13!" The fence was too high to see over but I found a gap between the planks and peeked through. Some f**ker poked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shouting "14! 14! 14!"

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[Firkinelle]

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £280,000 and your mother just lost her job..

There's no way we can afford it.'

The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase.

So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'

Little Joseph told him;

'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage and no bloody bike

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